Week 8: Explaining Science.. Sort of

I hear all the time how is one born, so I tell them the most realistic way out there. First you go into your own perfect universe where it can have unicorns or even dark scary creatures, whatever is perfect to that certain person. After you're there you have to fly to the highest mountain with your jet pack and talk to a pink leopard. There you can talk to him about if you want a boy or a girl and give him or her certain characteristics. But in order for all of this to come true you have to pass an obstacle coarse under 20 minutes. Most people in shape can finish in under 10 minutes, so this also helps woman have the motivation to stay in shape. Somethings that are in this are zip lining, climbing over a 15 ft. rock wall, running through 10 tires, and talking this little leprechaun through his most emotional problems. Anyways if you fail the test then you child will be the exact opposite of how you wanted. After you get done describing you child your child will fall from the sky in a parachute wrapped in a blanket inside a box with 7 air holes. The box should arrive on your door and BAM that's how one is born.