Week 14: Dancing on the Ceiling

Why, why do the strangest things happen to me. So apparently after I got hit with a basketball I lost my gravity. I was floating on the court and everything seemed so different. At first I really liked it, with me being so short I got to experience the feel of dunking a ball. Now let me tell you it was very complicated to dribble; therefore I just passed the ball if i couldn't dunk it. After the game, I went home and tried to eat my food and I couldn't eat! That made me mad, like I just dunked a ball and now I can't even get my energy level back up. I gave up eventually and tried to go to bed. I didn't think this through, and well lets just say i was laying on the ceiling. I was getting cold up there so I was smart enough to put a Snuggie on, that way it can't fall off if I let go of it. Because it was also very uncomfortable up there I duck taped a pillow to my head. At times I really hated having no gravity, but other time I really enjoyed it. I hated walking, my mom making me now clean the ceiling and every other daily thing I did. However, I really enjoyed running. I felt so weird, but it made me feel like I was running so fast that I could fly.